broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

spaceminded:

balconyscene:

siggghhhh:

dualglare:

pizzaforpresident:

catholicnun:

I have cancer

“$50 for a t-shirt that’s just silly overpriced”

it took me like an hour to listen to the whole song

i’m about to shoot myself 

i’m so uncomfortable

SET IT ALL ON FIRE

I think I just got dumber

randomrumiel:

officer booty reporting for duty 

dollyfarton:

ineedmasculism:

lundsdotter:

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

I need masculism because I am afraid.

you should be

aboveallfailure:

sweetdreamsd33:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

Best years of my high school life.

I didn’t know other people had the same problem

foxplant:

“pussy” is the dumbest insult ever youre literally calling someone a vagina. and if youre not calling someone a vagina, youre calling them a cat. both are fucking awesome and youre lame as hell

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year